Monday, February 13, 2006
This is completely ridiculous, but it amused me.
- Jennifer can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of jennifer.
- South Australia was the first place to allow jennifer to stand for parliament.
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of jennifer.
- Jenniferocracy is government by jennifer.
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to jennifer is 10:1!
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets jennifer.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to jennifer!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in jennifer.
- Olive oil was used for washing jennifer in the ancient Mediterranean world.